Well they ARE! I mean, look at one for more than two seconds and you'll see how utterly STUPID these things are. Fucking spiders have:
-6 too many legs necessary
-6 too many eyes necessary
-1 too many body segments necessary
-baby spiders
-orgies at night when I'm trying to sleep
-money and I don't
-the intelligence of an ostrich on meth
-too many of these things listed about them.
See? Spiders are retarded, DEAL WITH IT (GobbldyGrushnuk, that one's for you)

Anyway, now to less important things. I haven't been online for awhile. Do you know why? Does anyone want to guess? I don't. What is this, some sort of stupid game show? I'm not guessing SHIT!

I haven't been on because I was too busy being bored during the summer that I had no time to go on this boring site and talk to you inglorious bastards! (GoosesteppingGothmog, you are just getting pounded right now!) But that's okay, because deep down, I know you all love me deeply though I do not return the favor.









JK, I know you hate me.

EITHER WAY!!!!! I am probably (note: PROBABLY, NOT definitely) going to be on a bit more now, and a bit more consistently at that.

Well, that's all for now! So until next time, fuck you and your SPIDERS too!
-GS