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Well they ARE! I mean, look at one for more than two seconds and you'll see how utterly STUPID these things are. Fucking spiders have: -6 too many legs necessary -6 too many eyes necessary -1 too many body segments necessary -baby spiders -orgies at night when I'm trying to sleep -money and I don't -the intelligence of an ostrich on meth -too many of these things listed about them. See? Spiders are retarded, DEAL WITH IT (GobbldyGrushnuk, that one's for you) Anyway, now to less important things. I haven't been online for awhile. Do you know why? Does anyone want to guess? I don't. What is this, some sort of stupid game show? I'm not

Well, I think three days will do it. I'm back, everyone! I know all of you have missed me so much. I know that, compared to some of my other more lengthy absences, this is nothing more than a minor tardy. HOWEVER, the cause for my recent negligence of deviant-TART affairs was more dire. This is mainly attributed to the fact that I was dead. For three days. Now, I do not aspire to be as original or, indeed, not even as recognized as that OTHER guy (see title if you are too thick-headed) who supposedly did the same thing. Rather, I ask you all to act as witnesses- witnesses to one simple fact: JESUS NEITHER HAD SWORDS NOR DID HE HAVE EPIC T